I happened to read this message which was circulating amongst few of my friends. God created Adam and when he realised his mistake he created Eve.
These creatures are not at all rare specie they are there in almost every house, in every girl’s life. They are of different kind father, husband, brother, friend, boyfriend and if there are few more those added as well. Each of them has their own traits, though most of the time they are the same just put in different ways.
They all happen to be very nice and sweet unless they don’t get what they want. Unfortunately, you never know what they want in life or let me put it this way they want a lot in life which in simple English could be called expectations. Phew.. You fulfil one, there, another pops up. And this cycle goes on and on and on as though the system is filled with virus and the pop ups keep coming, you delete one, another pops up but the computer could be shut or the system will crash after a point of time unfortunately neither of this will happen to this creature and if it happens then these creatures go to this stage called angry young man and the aftermath of these are many
1. Scream at the other so loudly to show that their voice has the power to get the roof down
2. start walking aimlessly (well its good for health)
3. throw whatever they have and unfortunately cell phones are the victims
4. silent meditation
5. go into their cave and then the silent meditation part comes
6. bang their hand or head so hard to the wall until they realise the wall is stronger
7. then say something gibberish which sounds like how many times to tell you, you never understand, or damn you are stubborn or *&@% this is not working lets break up
And lot more…….
These creatures are very weird. They can hardly have a normal relationship with the other here a normal relationship refers to one without complications. They usually make any normal relationship a complicated one. Either they start liking the person they befriend or they become insecure and possessive about the person they are with. Insecurity and being possessive are the two traits they cannot get away with, be it friend, gal friend, wife or mother. Of all these they usually have an upper hand over their wives and girlfriends. Well this is what they usually say ‘you should be independent never depend on me, do things you like, need not ask me permission or tell me every time you do something’ and the minute they say their insecurity grows and then when you are independent this is what you get to hear ‘why don’t you tell me, I would have come with you to that place and blah, blah, blah, shit, you went all alone there why do you do that ’
Surprisingly these have mood swings that are worst than the PMS. Suddenly they go into different stages angry young man, crying or sulking little baby, or the sarcasm stage. The worst of all is the sarcasm stage, they will make every normal word, sweet word SARCASTIC and can you see the S having two horns and the last letter C with an arrow tail, yes!! that’s what they make of that poor little word. Huh. You can imagine the latter effect on the person listening to those cruel words.
Finally these creatures have the tendency of doing things their way which according to them is right unfortunate for them they are never right, instead they mess up everything well cannot blame them as the right side of their brain is a bit slow…..
